“A BARREL-LOAD OF OFFENCE-GIVING FUN”
Daily Telegraph
Phoenix Theatre, West End
Charing Cross Rd, London WC2H 0JP
NOW PLAYING - MUST END 26TH AUGUST!
Marvel at an all-star cast of over 100 puppets, live in the (latex) flesh.
Watch Tom Cruise as he’s tasked by King Charles with saving the nation from evil forces - that’s all the usual suspects. And James Corden.
There’s songs. There’s dancing. There’s absolutely no respect paid to anyone. It’s just like your favourite musical but funnier and no Michael Ball.
Written by comedians Al Murray, Matt Forde, and double-Olivier award winner Sean Foley (who also directs), this is the must-see theatrical spectacular of 2023.
Direct from a 5-star sell-out run at Birmingham Rep, witness this hilarious extravaganza of a musical, simultaneously inspired and appalled by real events.
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“A lavish extravaganza. Mission Impossible – yet accomplished”
Dominic Cavendish
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“Shockingly funny and outrageously entertaining”
Bruce Dessau
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“A technically ingenious production”
Mark Wareham
TICKETS FROM £25
SHOW SCHEDULE
Tuesday to Saturday evening at 7.30pm
Thursday and Saturday matinee at 2.30pm
Sunday matinee at 3pm
GROUPS (10+)
For Group Enquiries please call Group Line on 0207 206 1173 or email [email protected]
Groups of 10+: Price band A reduced to £40
Valid on Tuesday-Wednesday evenings & Thursday matinees
Groups of 10+: Price band A reduced to £45
Valid on Thursday evenings
ACCESS
For Access Enquiries please call 0333 0095399
RUSH TICKETS
For every performance, a limited number of £25 Rush tickets will be available from 10am in the TodayTix app.
SHOW RUNNING TIME
2 hours 15 mins including interval
AGE RESTRICTION
Age Recommendation 16+
Contains very strong language and content of a sexual nature
